Two Girls One Brit: Chapter 3

America walked along stuffing burgers into his mouth, Victoria watched with disturbed fascination, wondering whether or not he was even chewing.

"Are you even breathing?"

"Mmffrghmfphm."

"Oooh yeah...totally..."

Canada and Holly were walking a short ways behind the loudest of the group of four,

"Can I hold your bear? He's adorable!" Holly asked patting the small polar bear on the head.

"Ask him yourself." Canada said with a small smile.

"Hmmmm...Okay!" Was Kujimarou's reply. Holly smiled and Canada loosened his grip on the small polar bear allowing Holly to hug Kumajirou, she carried the bear
as they entered a clothing store.

"Well what do you girls need first?" America asked grinning.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Victoria spat sarcastically.

"Clothes." Holly spoke up in a joking manor.

They walked around the store for a while, not really seeing anything that the girls like when suddenly,

"Hey Victoria! This would look great on you!" America proceeded to pull out the most horrible dress the girls had ever seen, it was vomit coloured and had the most
horrid lacy style they had ever seen, America obviously thought his joke was hilarious because his sides were shaking.

"Oh yeah sure but you know who it would look even better on? You." Victoria replied.

Holly snorted in a very unladylike manner,

"I'll shout you three hamburgers if you wear it!"

"Yes!" America shouted in agreement, Holly looked surprised; America then disappeared and came back suddenly dressed in the horrible dress. Victoria began
an uproar of laughter that Holly soon joined in, America stood there adorned in a puke coloured dress that went just above his knees, showing off his hairy man legs
and the kind of skin most teenage girls would show.

"So HAAAWT!"

Victoria cried, both girls felt as though their sides were about to crack, Holly didn't even mind forking over some of the cash she was supposed to be using on clothes.

"America you look so silly." Canada chuckled slightly with a sweat drop sliding from the side of his face.

After this Holly and Victoria took off together, leaving the boys to their own devices, throwing clothes at each other and trying on the most ridiculous clothes they could
find. At one point, because of Holly daring her, Victoria ran up to Canada and America with a horrible and lacy grandma's bra over her clothes and said in a ridiculous
voice,

"Do I look sexay!?"

Then bolted away to looks of befuddlement and loud laughter, but soon the boys got tired of waiting for the hyper and strange girls so they went to look for them, they
split up planning to cover more ground. As he was walking, Canada slowly looked from side to side when suddenly,

"RAWR!"

Canada cried out and leapt backwards, keeping a tight grip on Kumajirou, he then realised it was the girls and he hung his head, annoyed at their laughter,

"That was really mean."

"I'm sorry!" Holly laughed and hugged the shy country.

The girls then told Canada to follow them as they searched for America, when they finally caught sight of him Victoria ran up and just before she crashed into him
with a tackle/hug she cried 'AMERICAAAAA!' though while Victoria expected America to fall over he didn't, Victoria being 5'1 against America's
5'9 height, as well as the fact Victoria was a rather non-sporty type of girl (other than swimming) and America had a regular exercise routine led to
America barely even moving from his spot. He caught Victoria's hug casually and laughed,

"Hey I was looking for you!"

"Damn it!"

America blinked and tilted his head to the side,

"What's wrong?"

"I was trying to knock you over." Victoria laughed.

"No one can knock a hero over!" America cried, striking a pose and grinning from ear to ear, Victoria then turned away and bolted to where Canada was walking
towards them a little bit behind Holly,

"CANADAAAAAAAAA!"

Canada knew what was coming but it was far too late to do anything about it, Victoria crashed into him and he very nearly fell to the ground, he only just managed
to stay on his feet and laughed nervously, a blush appearing on his face at the girl now clinging to him. Holly was laughing and rolling her eyes; Victoria often greeted
her friends in this or an even crazier manner. Holly had learned to brace herself as soon as Victoria started running towards her so she could now catch her fellow
teen girl with ease. Luckily for the small polar bear, Holly had been holding Kujimarou at the time so he wasn't crushed by Victoria's tackle/hug.

Victoria snuggled up to Canada, the poor nation was absolutely clueless as to what to do and his face was now beet red, Holly pouted and cried dramatically,

"Oh sure, hug them! Not even your best friend!"

Holly pivoted and threw her hand up to her forehead, holding Kumajirou with one hand,

"Don't talk to me! I see how it is! You're putting hoes before bros, dicks before chicks and all that!"

"I'M SORRY!" Victoria cried just as dramatically and letting go of Canada, ran up and hugged Holly from behind. Holly was careful to make sure Kumajirou wasn't
hurt in any way in the process. America was laughing as he walked over and he nodded,

"So did you girls get what you needed?"

"Yeah."

"ALRIGHT! I'm starved and I have some burger money, let's go have lunch!"

"We've already had lunch." Holly pointed out.

America shrugged, and waved his hand as he began walking away,

"An early dinner then."

The three (and Kumajirou) he was leaving behind sweat dropped and soon followed him out of the store, Canada holding his bear and the girls holding shopping bags.

"So Canada...how are them Meese?"

Canada looked at Victoria and 'huh'ed questioningly.

"You know the Meese! The mooses!"

Victoria proceeded to put her hands on her head in an attempt to create antlers, her bags swaying as she did so. Canada sweat dropped,

"Just because I'm Canadian doesn't mean I know much about moose."

"Maple syrup fan?"

"Yes I like maple syrup, where are you from?"

"G'day mate! We come from down under; we don't have much maples or Meese around them parts." Victoria spoke in a poorly done, stereo-typical Aussie accent.

"We were puttin' some prawns on the Barbie before England brought us here!" Holly cried in an equally bad, stereo-typical accent.

"Wow, Australia huh? I knew you guys weren't American, I mean you sound nothing like us, I know my own people!" America said in a cocky tone.

"Do uh, do you surf?" Canada asked shyly, he noted both girls were rather more tanned than he or America, Victoria was almost brown with her tanned olive skin,
while Holly had more of a golden tone to it. Holly snorted,

"I tried to once, and I fell off of the board and got hit in the head in the process."

"I swim though! I used to be one of the best before I graduated!" Victoria stated proudly.

"Have you ever tasted Kangaroo?" America asked curiously.

"BLECK! Who would eat that!?" Victoria shrieked.

"Oh yes I have, it's not bad, I've also tried crocodile (which was disgusting) and I tried Emu which was too gamey for my tastes." Holly nodded.

"How could you eat your pets!?" Victoria turned on Holly in a shocked manner.

"Whoa you guys have Kangaroos and stuff as pets!?" America cried.

"Yes I have the biggest red roo in my class! His name is Alfred, but if I'm ever late to school I ride my Emu named Matthew." Victoria grinned.

"Oh wow that's sooo cool!" America cried, he didn't notice Victoria struggling not to laugh and Holly smirking, Victoria slapped America on the chest,

"Oh yeah mate!" Victoria drawled sarcastically in her poor stereo-typical Australian accent. America looked impressed.

"Not trying to impress you Alfred, but I once wrestled a great white and got its tooth, I now wear it on my necklace."

"Oh my god! I can't believe you did that, that's soo cool!" Holly felt bad for the naive and gullible man in front of her so she decided to speak up and finish the
joke.

"I'm sorry to tell you but she's just joking, Aussies aren't really like that..."

America frowned in a very disappointed manner then laughed,

"Awww really?" He chuckled.

"What's wrong with you!? YOU MADE HIM DISSAPOINT!" Victoria cried, Holly shrugged,

"You lied to him," She replied simply.

America grinned, "Well she got me!"

"Ooh I have a sudden craving for ice cream." Victoria chirruped.

They then headed to the ice cream parlour where America was digging into the biggest, multi-flavoured ice cream that Holly had ever seen, next to him Victoria had a
spider, as in the drink not the arachnid, and it was creamy soda with cookies 'n' cream ice cream. Canada ordered something (no one payed attention to what he wanted) and Holly
ordered a cookies 'n' cream double scoop. They all dug in cheerfully when suddenly a man in a banana suit ran past holding a Gatling gun and screaming a war cry.

There was a stretched out silence before the shop went back to its babbling noise and people seemed to attempt to forget that ever happened. Holly and Victoria
were giggling like mad and when America tried to tune into the conversation all he heard was,

"Nah and then, then the banana suit guy is like 'I WANT A FIGHTING ROBOT RAWR!' Rips off shirt."

The girls both burst into another giggling fit and America, incredibly confused, decided to tune out of the conversation. After that it was off to get the girls some shoes,
Victoria had borrowed some of America's (which were WAY too big for her) and Holly seemed perfectly comfortable walking around bare foot.

When they entered the shoe store Holly and America went to one side of the store while Canada followed Victoria to the other side. Holly turned into an aisle and
looked at the rows of shoes, she quickly chose a pair of black, heeled boots with bows on them and some cheap sandals and walked up to the counter, paying
and then counting her money. She had tried to use as little of England's money as she could, as he had given it to them to pay for some things to get them started.
While she was here she wondered about getting a job to pay off the...200 dollars she had already spent...she cursed in her mind, she should have payed
closer attention to how much she had spent! England had given them 300 each...she felt terrible; she had even tried to get the cheapest clothes she could find!
ARGH!

"Well now you won't have to walk round without shoes anymore! That must be so uncomfortable." America nodded cheerily, Holly grinned at him.

"Actually not really, I mean whenever we go to the beach it's shoes off."

"Okay, let's go find Canada and Victoria!" America grabbed Holly's hand and quite literally dragged her away to find the others.

With Canada and Victoria:

"It smells like upsexy!" Victoria exclaimed into Canada's ear.

"What's 'Upsexy'?" He inquired quietly, Victoria winked at Canada.

" Not much."

"What?" Canada queried, obviously confused.

The store music was quite odd, a xylophone kicked in and Canada stood there awkwardly as the girl before him slowly browsed through the shoes, she was taking
a while. Victoria proceeded to run up to Canada and start dancing next to him, making odd movements that could be dancing, or could be a seizure. Canada looked
at her in an unsure manner, incredibly confused, she then started lip-syncing as the song changed to 'girlfriend' by avril lavigne. She pointed at Canada,

"HEY HEY, YOU YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

"I don't have a girlfriend..."

"Oh so you bat for the OTHER side aye?"

"W-what!?"

"If you were Gaaaaay, that'd be okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

"Oh maple..."

"SHUT UP I DON'T LIKE MAPLES!"

Canada looked flustered, as though he might cry; he clutched Kumajirou a bit tighter completely clueless of how to act around this strange girl.

"Ooh I like this pair!"

They were a pretty pair of black ballet flats, with small bows and silver buckles, she picked them off the shelf and whacked Canada on the arm with them,

"I have chosen, let us leave!"

"Don't you have to pay for them?"

"You'd think that but you'd be wrong, YOU have to pay."

Canada was about to speak up when Victoria cut him off,

"With my...Arthur's money!"

"How much are they?"

"I dunno, not my money, not my problem! I'm not a country I don't know anything about recessions!"

Canada sweat dropped and followed the insane teenage girl to the front where she handed Canada the money and shoes,

"BUY THEM FOR ME!"

"Uh, um okay..."

"I HAVE INSANE RAGING TEENAGE HORMONES; I WILL PROBABLY THROW MYSELF AT YOU LATER AND START MAKING OUT ON THE
FLOOR WITH YOU! Winkie face." She said as she winked.

He stared at her horrified,

"W-what?"

"I was joking Matthew."

Canada froze,

"How do you know my name?"

"I have my sources..." Victoria tapped her finger to her temple then accidentally poked herself in the eye,

"HOLY SHIZEN!" She then proceeded to swear in German and French.

"D-did you just say 'shit face' in French?"

"POSSIBLY! I don't...know."

"How do you know French?" Canada asked curiously, his eyes lighting up slightly.

"If I knew I would tell you."

"Oh..."

"CANADA, VICTORIA!" America cried out, dragging Holly behind him. Victoria perked up and called back,

"HEY FATTY MC BIG MAC!"

America's face fell, becoming pouty,

"Fat?"

Holly hugged America,

"You're not fat!"

Victoria proceeded to push Holly off of America and hugged the man instead; Holly fell to the ground and quickly getting to her feet whacked Victoria on the arm,

"B*tch now my ass hurts!"

"Haha I'm like a chick magnet! Jealous Mattie?"

Canada sweat dropped, he now regretted agreeing to come shopping with these bizarre girls from another world